Dude what's in the can?

Our friends ask us all the time what's in Dude Grease and we tell them its rocket science. Well not really it's just 30 years of nano technology research. It's like having 1000 little garden gnomes protecting your stuff 24 hours per day. Get Dude Grease, its not your grandfather's lubricant. 

Caution this product is for real men. This product wont help you grow more hair but it will lubricate and protect metal from rust for over a year, and even protect your sensitive electronics . Everyday Lubricant for real men. Use it on your drone, pipes, ice skates, tools, cars, or even your yacht!